Newsletter: December 27, 2020

WHAT'S NEW & IMPORTANT!

1. COMING IN 2021: Time to entertain! A NEW entertainment / show website coming! Shortly you can book you next video show on this new website. A short sneak-peek will be available on the website... 

2. Check our SHOP for MP3s and other items - use link above. This site in #1 will also include our SHOP after it is published.
3. My wife is my curator and is selling my pencil sketches in the art gallery on her website for a dirt cheap $200.00 each. (PSSST! A NEW art gallery website is coming in 2021...)

___________________________________________________________________________________

DUCK'S MESSAGE

____________________________________________________________________________

MIKE'S MESSAGE

MESSAGE #1

This joke may offend some people. If you are sensitive, forgive me and go to message #2.

Q: If you have 15 cows and 5 goats, what do you have?

A: Plenty of milk!

MESSAGE #2

Child-friendly computer joke.

Thanks to auto-correct 1 in 5 children had a visit from Satan this Christmas!

MESSAGE #3

Child-friendly Christmas joke.

Q: Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?

A: Because the Seven Dwarfs were too busy!

___________________________________________________________________________________

If you really don't like my jokes, UNSUBSCRIBE. It is your choice if you don't want to laugh.

These jokes comes with compliments from Readers Digest, Everything Mom, Fatherly and Thought Catalog. I have to give them credit for some better jokes... AGAIN.

And sorry I am posting so late this month again. It was really a quite a crazy month!

___________________________________________________________________________________

Until next month!








Mad Mike, The Rhodesian and Duck