Sunday 22 November 2020

Newsletter: November 25, 2020

  



Newsletter: November 25, 2020


WHAT'S NEW & IMPORTANT!

1. New crisp design for our monthly newsflashes! (Like it? Send us a comment via the CONTACT US form or the SUPPORT link.)
1. Check our SHOP for MP3s and other items - use link above.
2. My wife is my curator and is selling my pencil sketches in the art gallery on her website for a dirt cheap $200.00 each.


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DUCK'S MESSAGE





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MIKE'S MESSAGE

MESSAGE #1

This joke may offend some people. If you are sensitive, forgive me and go to message #2.

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

A: The collie wobbles!

MESSAGE #2

Child-friendly computer joke.

Auto-correct has become my worst enema!


MESSAGE #3

Child-friendly Christmas joke.

Q: What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a detective?

A: Santa Clues!

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If you really don't like my jokes, UNSUBSCRIBE. It is your choice if you don't want to laugh.

These jokes comes with compliments from Readers DigestEverything MomFatherly and Thought Catalog. I have to give them credit for some better jokes... AGAIN.

And sorry I am posting so late this month again. It was really a quite a crazy month!


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Until next month!








Mad Mike, The Rhodesian and Duck