Newsletter: October 25, 2020

WHAT'S NEW & IMPORTANT!

1. New crisp design for our monthly newsflashes! (Like it? Send us a comment via the CONTACT US form or the SUPPORT link.)
1. Check our SHOP for MP3s and other items - use link above.
2. My wife is my curator and is selling my pencil sketches in the art gallery on her website for a dirt cheap $200.00 each.

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DUCK'S MESSAGE

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MIKE'S MESSAGE

MESSAGE #1

This joke may offend some people. If you are sensitive, forgive me and go to message #2.

Q: What do you call a BIG pile of cats?

A: A Purramid!

MESSAGE #2

Child-friendly joke.

Q: What can run, but never walks, has a mouth, but never talks, has a head, but never weeps, has a bed, but never sleeps?

A: A River!

MESSAGE #3

Child-friendly joke.

Q: What do you get if you combine Santa and a duck?

A: A Christmas Quacker!

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If you really don't like my jokes, UNSUBSCRIBE. It is your choice if you don't want to laugh.

These jokes comes with compliments from Readers Digest, Everything Mom, Fatherly and Thought Catalog. I have to give them credit for some better jokes... AGAIN.

And sorry I am posting so late this month again. It was really a quite a crazy month!

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Until next month!








Mad Mike, The Rhodesian and Duck