Newsletter: August 31, 2020

Mad Mike 786 Monthly Newsletter

IMPORTANT 1. Check the SHOP - link above. 2. My wife is selling my pencil sketches in the art gallery on her website for a dirt cheap $200.00 each.

DUCK'S MESSAGE

MIKE'S MESSAGE #1 This joke may offend some people. If you are sensitive, forgive me and go to message #2. Q: What is red and moves up and down? A: A tomato in an elevator!

MIKE'S MESSAGE #2 Child-friendly joke. Q: What bird has the worst manners? A: A mocking bird!

MIKE'S MESSAGE #3 Child-friendly computer joke. Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk!

If you really don't like my jokes, UNSUBSCRIBE. It is your choice if you don't want to laugh. These three jokes with compliments from Readers Digest, Everything Mom, Fatherly and Thought Catalog. I have to give them credit for some better jokes... AGAIN. And sorry I am posting so late this month. It was really a quite a crazy month! Rhodesian greetings and lots of laughs until next month

Mad Mike, The Rhodesian