Newsletter: September 27, 2020

 

Mad Mike 786 Monthly Newsletter VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT As Duck had a problem with her OLD email address, she changed to a NEW address (actually TWO) and therefore you would see some changes in certain places on this website.

IMPORTANT 1. Check the SHOP - link above. 2. My wife is selling my pencil sketches in the art gallery on her website for a dirt cheap $200.00 each.

DUCK'S MESSAGE

MIKE'S MESSAGE #1 This joke may offend some people. If you are sensitive, forgive me and go to message #2. Q: What is black and white, and red all over? A: A sunburned penguin (or zebra)!

MIKE'S MESSAGE #2 Child-friendly joke. Q: What do you call a cat sleeping in your shoe? A: Puss in boots!

MIKE'S MESSAGE #3 Child-friendly computer joke. The closest I got to losing weight this year is when I recently erased my browser history of searches about weight loss!

If you really don't like my jokes, UNSUBSCRIBE. It is your choice if you don't want to laugh. These three jokes with compliments from Readers Digest, Everything Mom, Fatherly and Thought Catalog. I have to give them credit for some better jokes... AGAIN. And sorry I am posting so late this month. It was really a quite a crazy month! Rhodesian greetings and lots of laughs until next month

Mad Mike, The Rhodesian