Newsletter: July 12, 2020

Mad Mike 786 Monthly Newsletter

IMPORTANT 1. Check the SHOP - link above. 2. My wife is selling my pencil sketches in the art gallery on her website for a dirt cheap $200.00 each.

DUCK'S MESSAGE

MIKE'S MESSAGE #1 This joke may offend some people. If you are sensitive, forgive me and go to message #2. Q: What do get when you cross fireworks with a duck? A: A firequacker!

MIKE'S MESSAGE #2 Child-friendly joke. Q: What time does a duck wake up? A: At the quack of dawn!

MIKE'S MESSAGE #3 Child-friendly computer joke. Q: How do you know if a blonde has been using the computer? A: There is correction fluid all over the screen!!

If you really don't like my jokes, UNSUBSCRIBE. It is your choice if you don't want to laugh. These three jokes with compliments from Readers Digest, Everything Mom and Thought Catalog. I have to give them credit for some better jokes... AGAIN. Rhodesian greetings and lots of laughs until next month

Mad Mike, The Rhodesian