Newsletter: April 12, 2020

Mad Mike 786 Monthly Newsletter

IMPORTANT 1. Check the SHOP - link above. 2. My wife is selling my pencil sketches in the art gallery on her website for a dirt cheap $200.00 each.

DUCK'S MESSAGE

MIKE'S MESSAGE #1 This joke may offend some people. If you are sensitive, forgive me and go to message #2. Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a cat does.

MIKE'S MESSAGE #2 Child-friendly joke. Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide? A: He is a little chicken!

MIKE'S MESSAGE #3 Child-friendly computer joke. I am thinking of opening a firing range where all the targets are shaped like computers with screens full of pop-up ads.

If you really don't like my jokes, UNSUBSCRIBE. It is your choice if you don't want to laugh. These three jokes with compliments from Readers Digest. I have to give them credit for some better jokes... AGAIN. Rhodesian greetings and lots of laughs until next month

Mad Mike, The Rhodesian