Newsletter: March 14, 2020

Mad Mike 786 Monthly Newsletter

IMPORTANT 1. Check the SHOP - link above. 2. My wife is selling my pencil sketches in the art gallery on her website for a dirt cheap $200.00 each.

DUCK'S MESSAGE

MIKE'S MESSAGE #1 This joke may offend some people. If you are sensitive, forgive me and go to message #2. Q: What do you call s rabbit with fleas? A: Bugs Bunny!

MIKE'S MESSAGE #2 Child-friendly joke. Q: What do you call a mischievous egg? A: A practical yolker!

MIKE'S MESSAGE #3 Child-friendly computer joke. You know you are texting too much when... ... you try to text, but you are on a landline!

The first two jokes is in preparation for Easter next month. If you really don't like my jokes, UNSUBSCRIBE. It is your choice if you don't want to laugh. These three jokes with compliments from Readers Digest. I have to give them credit for some better jokes... AGAIN. Rhodesian greetings and lots of laughs until next month

Mad Mike, The Rhodesian