Newsletter: May 17, 2020

Mad Mike 786 Monthly Newsletter

IMPORTANT 1. Check the SHOP - link above. 2. My wife is selling my pencil sketches in the art gallery on her website for a dirt cheap $200.00 each.

DUCK'S MESSAGE

MIKE'S MESSAGE #1 This joke may offend some people. If you are sensitive, forgive me and go to message #2. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sleight through snow!

MIKE'S MESSAGE #2 Child-friendly joke. Q: What do you call a thieving alligator? A: A crookodile!

MIKE'S MESSAGE #3 Child-friendly computer joke. Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer? A: To keep an eye on the mouse!

If you really don't like my jokes, UNSUBSCRIBE. It is your choice if you don't want to laugh. These three jokes with compliments from Readers Digest. I have to give them credit for some better jokes... AGAIN. Rhodesian greetings and lots of laughs until next month

Mad Mike, The Rhodesian